I like Lame Jokes

September 8th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated  conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her   attention is  galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

” Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more,
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly. “In this  country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.
“Who talkin’abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”

I need a double cheese burger….

August 20th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

Nowadays harder to blog.. cause life in Singapore seems to make every minute count. Even slacking seems more tiring these days.. hmm just dun forget who u are ba.. cause its not even like tough yet…

At least the project submission is done for FSB report.. phew! tough nut to crack.. but at least its done… at least a CR i hope… haha kidding.. HD pls..

Having some setbacks recently.. dun know issit the things i did or said or just life giving me more training..just seems like i always set off detonation tripwires to someone and cause  devastation every time.. well.. not everyone is like that.. so its an issue i have to face..

On the contrary, at least someone to hear ya woes… i thank u friend ;). Hmm..and a gud place to talk too! Hahah….well..Still not all is lost, as close friends still stay in contacts.. life should not be thinking of problems, but getting ahead of them…
live on my style…. psycho psycho psycho haha..;)

Terre Linus when then prata again..??? haha or badminton pls reply when so tat i can book available dates…

Too jovial to get all emotional on these..i dun totally understand women,but at least visual cues should be catchable within the O-range.Please send me signs cause i might be  in a circle constantly..

I will take things by my stride.I know where my capabilities lie so focus fab! ha

anyway wrong things that dun contribute i will leave them behind.. i wanna quickly finish that financial paper.. haha.. well.. work work hard dude…!

I will not give myself up.

Do the right thing..

July 28th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

Long time never wrote blog again.. my bad… well been really busy and distracted these past weeks.. nothing fanciful really.. usual school outings and yup getting to know your lecturer sessions..and finding out my mates in projects…

Things i did the past few weeks
- installed and played with ubuntu linux (personal geek hobby.)
- added more lame stuff to my room.omg i’m killing myself.
- picked up frisbee (as well as my stamina)
- tried dragonboat.
- ran a heritage race with sim mates.
- taught a pri 4 student (better buck up kiddoz)
- running wears and tears ur shoe soles like butter on a hot sizzling plate.

man dragonboat clash with frisbee timings so i really gotta give up one of them.. sianz.. i was looking forward to dragonboat cause it was really enjoyable when you give ya best.. but frisbee people i know better so yup…

still a noob so cant comment much.. anyway hope to really push myself for this sport.. helps in staying healthy and work out team spirit…need it anyways to see how to contribute in this team.

really alot of things coming up.. i will survive.

time is wasting..only got 4 mins to save the world…

Hair Raising Tioman

June 1st, 2008 by mylifeinalog

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Just got back from Tioman.. 3 day 2 nights trip.. not bad at all..
Prominent sightings include:

  • monkeys that roam around the island and might attack with no apparent reason
  • Aircon that might not work.
  • Aircon that work later but freaking cold.
  • Snorkeling - Freaking shiok.Feel insecure though if shark appear out of nowhere.
  • Waterfall - A great experience. Damn chillling water but damn gud and shiok hahaa..
  • Jetski - love it.. freaking fast. Abit scary if u turn too fast. Got flung out once..haha chu stunt.
  • Seafood - not bad place.. yummy.abit little though. Make up by endless flow of rice.

Overall i’m pretty happy about the trip. Well at least seen alot of fishes throughout the whole trip. It’s great to see clear waters all the way to the beachline, and fishes swimming around the moment u jump in…

May Consider Redang next trip ba..

A time of silence.

May 28th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

Sometimes we all can have all the time in the world, but take it for granted, only to realise what we are pursuing and chasing all these while have blurred our visions on what really matters to us… in a world of everchanging obstacles and landscapes to conquer, would we still remember what we are fighting for?

If tomolo i died, would the pain just end on me? No i guess.. I definitely know that my parents would be the first people who would be greatly devastated.My sisters would be second at least. My friends probably would be shocked.

Yesterday my good friend’s brother died. I have met the great guy. I felt that this man is very sharp witty and charismatic to say the least. At least not a negative role model to look out for. He is only 32 this year, carving out his career and happily married. Cause is blood cancer. I heard from my friend that he fought for two months before it took his life away.

When i attended the wake just hours before entering this blog, i felt the type of pain the parents must be going through. His mom was weeping but still finding a seat for the pastor who was empathetically consoling her.

It really hurts to lose a son whom u have brought up since an infant, raise him up, taught him morale values, played with him, watched him take responsibility, get married, and get taken away without any warning..

Hmm i also thought on the bus just now in my friend’s brother’s shoes. If i were him, probably the first msg i would wanna tell my dad and mom is that i have not been a very giving son, but will love them  for all they have provided for me. But i guess it would it too late then…

Maybe we should spend at least some time with our parents, and show u are really there. It really contradictory when fate leaves us out of control and we lose all we have been fighting for to survive.

So what is life about? Working hard to see if u can make alot of Money? or working hard for a happier environment for your family? Made me ponder.

Unforseen.

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This picture by MC ESCHER intrigued me.

Sometimes we control destiny in our hands and shape how we see life. But other than ourselves centered in the picture, have you missed out on other details around you?

Poetic Orange

May 15th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

Its getting late but i am just gonna coin in some nice lines to accomplish my mission for the nite. What mission? Well, try to write a poem this time..

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Why i don’t write poems

1) Its not very manly
2) Although it makes the opposite sex appreciate you, it makes the same sex shunt you.
3)I am not very poetic
4)I just had beer
5)Its late. Getting tired after work.
6)Haven done it before.

Ok.. well at least i tried.. don’t laugh..

FAB POEM - Char Kway Tiao

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" Dinner arrives in a plastic dish,
With forks and spoons to spare,
It really is a shoddy piece,
But seriously who would care?

For life is similar to the food we eat,
With subjectivity,
some see oily food a serious feat,
others worship a delicacy.

A char kuay tiao is seen a blackish food,
With essence not in the details,
not until the taste slowly starts changing your mood,
then goodness and savor entrails.

If life is compared to char kway tiao,
Then life isn’t as pretty as its seems,
but give yourself time for a taste of life,
Then life isn’t as shoddy as it deems.

Even char kway tiao is Sin in a pack,
thy calories make u consider,
but which slice of life is without a speck,
that divides sweetness from bitter?

If all you see is the blackness of life,
then try looking from another notion,
for using other senses is what we need,
to whip up a life of satisfaction.

Inspired by his bowl of noodles,
a man faces up to his challenge,
to savor the richness and blackness of life,
yet keep his life in a balance. "

OK maybe next time for more know-ya-food-sessions.. see ya..

Keeping the dreams alive…

May 13th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

These few weeks have been working at Takashimaya as Temp Staff so kinda busy.. well.. learn braindead stuff.. not very challenging, thankfully they are paying me for the job..

Anyway stumbled along this new song which i really like now..

Münchener Freiheit - Keeping the dream alive

 

Tonight the rain is falling
Full of memories of people and places
And while the past is calling
In my fantasy I remember their faces

The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach but we have to try
The game will never be over
Because we’re keeping the dream alive

I hear myself recalling
Things you said to me
The night it all started
And still the rain is falling
Makes me feel the way
I felt when we parted

The hopes we had were much too high
Way out of reach but we have to try
No need to hide no need to run
‘Cause all the answers come one by one
The game will never be over
Because we’re keeping the dream alive

Anyway need to learn to forget things that make you sad and look at things that make you happy..

stay chirpy always cause life will find a way if u dun give up…Anyway tomolo morning shift… haha..anyway now anyone out there can help in AJAX cause i’m really perturbed by it..


This song is gud.. aha.

Hmm..Life choices

April 30th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

I’m happy for the choice i’VE made today..at least have one load of my mind.. The weird question about Cai’s question has been answered.. and yup we shall stay as GuD Friends hehe.. life goes on for me…

Complicated issues are actually quite simple…

April 27th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

Recently alot of life issues have surfaced. Well this are my thoughts:

THINGS I LIKE

I like A simple life. Cause your life energies can be put to better use.

I like empathy. Because thinking of others means that most likely others would do the same for you.

I like sincerity. Sincerity to me probably means ur personal attachment and commitment to people around u.

i like transparency. Whats seen on the surface and impression given should be what it is. What makes you sure that what you hide won’t be found out by people around u?

THINGS I DON’T LIKE

I don’t like to be expendable. It’s SO not secure.

I don’t like indecisiveness. It’s mostly never the right decision in the end.

I don’t like sadness. Its just not worth it.

I don’t like distrust. Cause it turns ur friends and soul mates away.

I don’t like secrets, but play along if i absolutely have to. Secrets breed distrust.

I hate being complicated. But guess i have been acting complicated ..

I’m not perfect, but i’m still working on it.

Perhaps now life should be simpler, or have simpler solutions. Just what is best for the both of us.

The guys should always be the decisive ones ! haha;))

NERD Festival

April 20th, 2008 by mylifeinalog

Behold the NERD Festival… OMG wat was i Thinking.. joining me is another female NERD haha..;p

http://picasaweb.google.com/fab.orange/NERDOuting

MALE NERD

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FEMALE NERD

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